DISCLAIMER: This is edited from a post in 2024. That title had “Latest News” in it, and that’s… sooooo out of date. I’m pinning this one to the top of the Chaos Newsletter page in place of that one so everyone still has the pleasure of “meeting” me. Have fun, my minions of chaos.
I’m As Chaotic As A Squirrel in A Peanut Factory
Hi all! Your unofficial Queen of Chaos here, saying, “sup?”
Let me introduce my fabulous self. Buckle in 😈.
33yo absolute fukkin’ delight of a human being who is aptly self-monikered the “Queen of Chaos.” I identify as 🏳️🌈 Rainbow Soup (aka too many to list) in the glory that is the LGBTQ+ community. I’m a self-published author who writes new adult dark paranormal romance, dark urban fantasy, contemporary romance, high fantasy—you guessed it!—romance, and some really random-ass bonkers shit. I publish in the following categories: Action, LGBTQ+, Enemies-to-lovers, Gods (Greek, Egyptian, and Celtic), Magic, Mages, Witches, time travel, and more! (I’ve yet to publish my contemporary and high fantasy works, so please be patient with me 😅).
I have 10 books 📚 currently published (as of December 2025), over 30 manuscripts written (which are staring at me balefully from the depths of my Files folders), and too many overlapping characters vying for space inside my head.
They’d invite you over for a party, but honestly, even I don’t like listening to them bicker inside my own mind, so…
I have an 11-ish year old cat named Boots. Bootsigus (for short 🤪) is a majestic being with toe beans who trills and screeches at Mommy when she isn’t “sitting on this damn floor in front of the wall heater with meeee!” Oh, and for his morning spoonful of wet food. He’s deceptively sweet, but he’s too much like his devious mother—but at least I’m not secretly a raptor plotting world domination.
I’ve got a BA in English, a minor in Writing, and a Masters in Library and Information Science. In other words: I’m a verbose creature with far too many questions, not enough answers, and I will literally go down a research rabbit hole for 2 hours+ because the answer I found to my original question 75 minutes ago perpetuated a snowball of THIS IS SO INTERESTING!
By day, I’m a Reference Librarian; by night, I’m a chaotic entity who probably needs to vacuum, do the dishes, and wash some damn socks because I’ve run out. My hobbies include eating, sleeping, binging anime, reading audiobooks on x3.5 speed, and pacing in circles trying to remember “That Thing” that I forgot… again.
All that to say… NICE TO MEET YOU! I hope you stick around and enjoy the ensuing chaos.
Welcome to the World of Chaos~
With love 🖤,
Your Queen of Chaos
P.S. Don’t forget to comment below! Tell me about yourself and what your likes and hobbies are ☺️.
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