Queen of Chaos

DISCLAIMER: This is edited from a post in 2024. That title had “Latest News” in it, and that’s… sooooo out of date. I’m pinning this one to the top of the Chaos Newsletter page in place of that one so everyone still has the pleasure of “meeting” me. Have fun, my minions of chaos.

I’m As Chaotic As A Squirrel in A Peanut Factory

Hi all! Your unofficial Queen of Chaos here, saying, “sup?”

Let me introduce my fabulous self. Buckle in 😈.

33yo absolute fukkin’ delight of a human being who is aptly self-monikered the “Queen of Chaos.” I identify as 🏳️‍🌈 Rainbow Soup (aka too many to list) in the glory that is the LGBTQ+ community. I’m a self-published author who writes new adult dark paranormal romance, dark urban fantasy, contemporary romance, high fantasy—you guessed it!—romance, and some really random-ass bonkers shit. I publish in the following categories: Action, LGBTQ+, Enemies-to-lovers, Gods (Greek, Egyptian, and Celtic), Magic, Mages, Witches, time travel, and more! (I’ve yet to publish my contemporary and high fantasy works, so please be patient with me 😅).

I have 10 books 📚 currently published (as of December 2025), over 30 manuscripts written (which are staring at me balefully from the depths of my Files folders), and too many overlapping characters vying for space inside my head.

They’d invite you over for a party, but honestly, even I don’t like listening to them bicker inside my own mind, so…

I have an 11-ish year old cat named Boots. Bootsigus (for short 🤪) is a majestic being with toe beans who trills and screeches at Mommy when she isn’t “sitting on this damn floor in front of the wall heater with meeee!” Oh, and for his morning spoonful of wet food. He’s deceptively sweet, but he’s too much like his devious mother—but at least I’m not secretly a raptor plotting world domination.

Boots “helping” Mommy write.

I’ve got a BA in English, a minor in Writing, and a Masters in Library and Information Science. In other words: I’m a verbose creature with far too many questions, not enough answers, and I will literally go down a research rabbit hole for 2 hours+ because the answer I found to my original question 75 minutes ago perpetuated a snowball of THIS IS SO INTERESTING!

By day, I’m a Reference Librarian; by night, I’m a chaotic entity who probably needs to vacuum, do the dishes, and wash some damn socks because I’ve run out. My hobbies include eating, sleeping, binging anime, reading audiobooks on x3.5 speed, and pacing in circles trying to remember “That Thing” that I forgot… again.

All that to say… NICE TO MEET YOU! I hope you stick around and enjoy the ensuing chaos.

Welcome to the World of Chaos~

With love 🖤,
Your Queen of Chaos

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Coven Witch Cover Reveal

It’s Cover Reveal Time, Witches!

ARE Y’ALL READY FOR THISSSSSSS!?!?!?!?

Introducing 🗡️Darien Black🛡️ and ✨High Priestess Serena✨, starring in Coven Witch (Light of Chaos: Born Elementals 2).

Isn’t this a beaut’? My designer continues to amaze 🖤. I can’t help but be enchanted every time I look at it. But the cover is just as gorgeous as the stubborn, strong-willed couple you see there.

Y’all can look forward to:

  • a badass High Priestess brimming with confident authority and Big D Energy 🐓 — you so don’t want to cross a powerful witch 💅🏻;
  • a determined 🌊 Water Elemental with everything to lose and his heart at stake 💔;
  • a battle ⚔️ of rivals with more than just lives on the line 🤫;
  • and a goddess with twin 🔥 torches 🔥 lighting the various pathways that lead to the crossroads where destinies converge — and every choice made will shape the fate of the cosmos.

And Darien Black himself holds the keys to salvation within his heart… depending which pathway he chooses to start. It’s not nearly enough for just his mind to be smart. He’ll need to find the strength to forgive if he’s to play his part.

From the Dead World, his brother Rin believes Darien will save the day. However, if not, it’s their loved ones who will pay. It will take trust, courage, and unshakeable faith, else his heart will waver and sway. For his resolve is tested by the three Fates, and their cruel prophecy that stands in his way:

Bonds of friendship and family ties.
Everyone with something to hide:
Darkest secrets and whitest lies.
Will or won’t they stand by your side?

Caught in the web of Fates’ devise:
As they plot imminent demise.
Such torments you might not survive.
When destiny calls, will you rise?

Come now, foolish boy, don’t be shy.
Or do you find the risk too high?
Feel only regret, should you die,
Swept away by the rushing tide.

By Water, you can be controlled,
As you become bitter and cold.
So easy for the gods to mold.
Tell, can your heart be bought and sold?

But this story is not yet told.
So, once again, dare to be bold.

Come now, dear boy, give it a try.
Tell yourself no more grisly lies.
You wouldn’t want to make her cry,
Screaming out loud, “Why, goddess? Why?”

Meet the covens. Battle your enemies. Prove your mettle. And pray to the goddess you survive.

🫣 ~Dun-dun-dun~

(I was in a rhyming mood. Just go with it. LOLOLOL)

Okay! On to the update part of this post:

The final round of line edits for Coven Witch are in the works. My editor is getting everything polished off so I can format this exciting, action-packed installment and make it available on amazon. Coven Witch will be Kindle exclusive and enrolled in KindleUnlimited.

✨Pre-orders will go live very soon.✨ Y’all will see another post at that time with some ~exciting~ news.

Unfortunately, the ever-meddling hydra *did* make another appearance recently, so there are a few changes to my original plans.

I originally anticipated offering Advanced Review Copies, but the hydra has delayed progress too much. The ARC application and review process would take so much time I’d have to push back the anticipated publication date by at least two weeks — probably more, TBH. With there already being delays in finalizing the edits and formatting, I’d rather publish on time for readers to enjoy sooner.

Thank you for your ongoing support and patience as I continue to fruitlessly battle the hydra.

Welcome to the Chaos.

The hydra enjoying Coven Witch. Even this jerk can be agreeable at times…

With love 🖤,
Your Queen of Chaos

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Season’s Greetings

🎶 ‘Tis the Season to be Naughty 🎶

The end of the year seems to have both taken a million years to get here and to have also snuck up on me to sock me in my lady bits out of nowhere. Probably that damn hydra I’ve been trying to take out for the last 9+ months. That ruthless bastard.

*Ahem*

Anyway, it’s the holiday season again. (Weird how that keeps happening, y’know?)

Happy [insert your holiday here] to you. Or Un-holiday, to those of you who don’t celebrate. I hope your upcoming weeks are blessed and beautiful, or sleepy and comfy, or just “good.” Being “just good” is more than enough. “Just existing,” too. Holiday cheer doesn’t mean you have to be cheerful if you’re not feeling it. And y’all, Feels™️ to that.

I normally spend my holidays off blissfully doing nothing to try to recover from the long work week. Sleep all day. Stay up too late. Hit snooze too many times the next workday… But this year, I’ll be spending the holidays with my grandma, taking quality time to watch no less than 5 Christmas movies. If you have any suggestions, yeet them at me. We’ve exhausted the A Christmas Prince universe over our last several November birthday and holiday visits.

Y’all got any plans for the sneaky-sneak holidays creeping up on us all?

Also, here at AGardnerBooks (aka, Queen of Chaos 👑 + Bootsigus 🐈‍⬛), we like to say, BITCHIN’ YULE! So I’ve got a few lovely treats for y’all:

Enjoy a little naughty Yuletide laughter with this ✨newsletter-exclusive✨ short story, Yuletide Chaos. Set in an alternate world, free from the trials and tribulations of the series, Team Sibyl enjoys a queer holiday toast as the energetic Tori Tyson tells the tragic love story of an executioner and his guillotine: Exxy and Guilly.

In the spirit of continuing the naughtiness…

The first six books in the on-going steamy Light of Chaos series are now available for a limited-time Special Holiday Sale. My Bitchin’ Yule gift to all y’all fabulous readers: Y’all get those six books for only $6.00! At only $0.99 each, that’s $16.00 in savings. And that’s in addition to the free short story Yuletide Chaos.

So, be naughty: Treat Yo-Self™️ to some holiday gifts.

Sale runs Sunday, December 22 through Saturday, December 28, 2024.

All the best, and may your holiday hydras stay small.

With love 🖤,
Your Queen of Chaos

NOTICE TO NEW READERS:

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**Spoiler Alert for Yuletide Chaos: If you haven’t read through Monster’s Heart, book 4 in the Light of Chaos series, you will learn things about the characters before their ✨Big Reveals™️✨.**

**Don’t forget to scroll down the series’ amazon webpage to “Related to this Series” to get both novellas, Warrior’s Glaive and Reaper’s Scythe, for the sale price of $0.99.**

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Book Romance: Shirtless Edition

“Gimme that Sweet, Sweet (Steamy AF) Lovin’”

— Shanelle Nerida

Shanelle Nerida here—the smartest-smart to ever smart wardsmither from the Light of Chaos series—READY to read me some steamy romance novels. Gimme that sweet, hot, sexy, steamy lovin’—Mama don’t discriminate 🤤. And the First Book in a Steamy Series Kindle Unlimited promotion is about to grace mine eyes with ~sensual~ glory.

(Hold plz, I need me some popcorn 🍿).

Back!

We’ve gathered here today to talk about ~SEX, BAY-BE!~ The novel kind, anyways. *Sigh.* Mama could use her some lovin’ 😔. But the next best thing, y’all? Book p0rn (I mean, not literally, but a woman’s got needs, and she ain’t afraid to live vicariously).

Swerve 💁🏼‍♀️ if y’all can’t handle this Thirsty Mama.

“Who’s Mama’s favorite romance author?” y’all might ask. All. The. Gays. If they writin’ it, I’m readin’ it. Any of the LGBTQ’s—Thirsty Mama is here for it.

But LGBTQ author Queen of Chaos—aka my Authorial Overlord—said I had to choose just one (😭).

Like, how rude, ya know?

Swerve. ✋🏻

So, instead of a favorite author, how about a recent read…?

~Drum roll, y’all~

LGBTQ author, Erica Ridley, is Mama’s current obsession.

The Wild Wynchesters is an adult Regency romance series with the most precious queer characters to ever queer. Most couples are man-on-woman lovin’, but we’ve got some woman-on-woman action that also has Mama like 🥵 *hot ‘n’ bothered, y’all.*

Tags for this series: Historical Romance, LGBTQ, humor, mystery, spy(nanigans), up-to-no-good ‘scoundrels’ (in the best way possible), family bonds.

The Perks of Loving a Wallflower (Wild Wynchesters # 2)

I mean, who doesn’t want to read about sleight of hand, paint & art forgery, swordplay 🍆, pickpocketing, lock-picking, undercover disguises, sneaky acrobatics, unconventional trained spy animals, and naughtiness 😏?

Each adopted Wynchester sibling has tricks up their sleeves, and these vigilante baddies use their skills to help their clients kick the ~unscrupulous~ Richy Rich jerks taking advantage of them in the face 🥾💥.

Take that, rude-ass oppressors. Y’all’s mansions aren’t as safe as y’all think—ya bunch’a douche canoes. Like, swerve with y’all’s theft, extortion, blah-blah-blah. I mean… if y’all didn’t want a homing hedgehog sneaking around, maybe y’all should’ve thought about y’all’s bullshit.

*Blinks innocently.*

So, say “Yasssss, Queen!” and check out the Steamy Series promo where you can find All The Romances™️. All. Of. Them. Free on Kindle Unlimited (March 25th – April 20th).

Well… I mean, there’s over 30 authors on there, but y’all will need to find the Wynchesters by clicking that drool-worthy cover above. Sorry-not-sorry. Maybe Mama just wants y’all to admire the beauty that is WOMAN-ON-WOMAN for a few seconds longer…

I’ll wait 😌.

Oh, and, don’t y’all forget to look for the beautiful glory that is the start to my story. Ignore my cus, fam. She only thinks she’s the star of the show. Bless, sug’—she just don’t know any better. Jesus loves her anyway.

But since she’s my favorite biatch, I guess I can let her live in her little fantasy world… 🤷🏼‍♀️

Buuuuut… Mama’s down for the ~sensual steam~ that her dark, dirty, psycho-ass (his words, not mine) hawtie brings to the page…

*Snatches up King’s Chaos*

🤤🥵🤤

What’re y’all still lookin’ at me for?

Can’t y’all see Mama’s busy!?

Go get busy with y’all’s own hawties.

Down.

And.

Dirty.

With.

Them.

🤤🥵🤤

Send noods!

(But plz don’t. Seriously, Queen don’t wanna be seein’ y’all’s 🍆 or 🍑 or 🍪 or 🥛.)

With love 🩵,
Your Queen of Chaos Shanelle Nerida (Thirsty Mama)

^^Free man-on-man sweet kissy scene. Mama told y’all she don’t discriminate steam level. Get ya some LuRin for y’all’s peepers.

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Shanelle Nerida

Shanelle ShipsIt™️. Man-woman, woman-woman, man-man, person-person, person-person-person—her love doesn’t discriminate. When she’s not swooning—or vibrating with excitement—over couples, she’s being the “smartest smart to ever smart.” A genius in all things wardsmithing, mechanics, tech, and more, there’s no one more terrifying than this troll-like mad scientist. Any objections? Swerve.

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Work-In-Progress Wednesday # 1

Finally, Queen! Some News.

Welcome to the first official Work-in-Progress Wednesday, where I’ll give you a look into the absolute chaos in my . For the most part, these will be brief updates about one of the plethora of WIPs that is currently making me pull my hair out by the roots. Each project is staring balefully at me from the depths of my Files folder, and I can feel their glares drilling through my soul…

To put that into perspective, I have over 20 drafted manuscripts made up of full-length, novella-length, and novelette-length WIPs. Over 15 of those are full-length, reaching over 130k words on average, with the longest being an outlier of 265k words.

I’ll give you a moment to let that sink in…

Moooooving on…

To do a quick review of my , I recently published my novella Elite Hunter (Light of Chaos: Born Elementals # 1). Y’all have been beaten to death with updates about it, but I promise this quick summary is relevant. On March 1, 2024, I published an extended-length chapter that serves as an official epilogue to Elite Hunter. You can download the FREE chapter at the end of every new “purchase” of Elite Hunter on amazon.

If you downloaded the kindle prior to March 1, 2024, you will need to download the epilogue directly through this link.

Look for Elite Hunter in this March Madness promo link.

(I put “purchase” in quotes because the novella is free to download through amazon, currently only in USA markets. Use this link to download for FREE outside of the USA).

My plea to you: If you are in the USA, please download through amazon. Downloads through amazon increase my visibility to potential readers. As we well know, algorithms affect data across all platforms. Meaning, without engagement, your listings / social media posts / etc. might as well exist in the Void.

Please help me escape the Void… it’s dark in here.

Hoooh-Kay!

Relevance: I’m currently in the process of editing Coven Witch (Light of Chaos: Born Elementals # 2). Whee! Ahhhh! Such excite! Much anticipate!

This novella follows the events in Elite Hunter. A month has passed since the [spoiler] ending.

Darien’s out for blood, and Hell or High Water, he’s going to make it happen.

Concerned about her boyfriend being withdrawn from their elemental circle of friends, Serena prays to her patron goddess, begging for answers on how to help Darien. The foreboding response she receives leaves her unnerved.

It’s a race against the clock as Serena and Darien rush toward their goals: Save Darien from himself… before he gets himself killed seeking revenge.

Darien & Serena

~~Find the series page here for a sneak peek at the working book blurbs.~~

Due to unforeseen health issues that impacted my ability to edit, my original publishing timeline for this trilogy has been affected. Translation: My anticipated release schedule for the remaining 2 novellas has been delayed, with no current estimate on release date. Expect Coven Witch somewhere around autumn, at the earliest. If I can make some magic happen, maybe we can see it sooner…

The only other thing of note is that I’ve officially drafted a schedule for blog posts and newsletter updates. Look forward to various engagement posts/polls, writing prompts, character interviews, pet posts, in-progress teasers and/or silly snippets. There will be a “Special Feature” post each month that will have exciting content, from book reviews to author recommendations, pre-release announcements to ARC requests, cover reveals to—

You get the picture.

Welcome to the Chaos.

**Don’t forget, there’s still time to pick up free and discounted novels from Action & Adventure, Mystery & Suspense, and Horror authors! Use the promo link to browse selections. Promo ends March 31, 2024.**

With love 🖤,
Your Queen of Chaos

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Feature Author: Mindi Briar

New Authors for Me & YOU!

What glory that today has struck my eyes blind with from the sheer number of free letters now swimming within the depths of my irises.

Mindi Briar, LGBTQ+ author local to the Greater Seattle Area, shared a little secret with me—so of course, I have to tell all of you! 😏 She’s just one of several dozens of authors participating in the “Free Science Fiction & Fantasy Story Giveaway” being hosted on Bookfunnel by other authors. The giveaway has already started and goes through the end of February—so you’ll wanna dive into the book-sea soon cus, my friends, there are SO MANY books to choose from!

(TBH, why choose? GET THEM ALL! MUAHAHAHA!!! [ahem]).

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m always on the hunt for LGBTQ+ authors who write authentic characters. Mindi has proven her ability to do so for years now, starting with her debut novel Adrift in Starlight. Set in The Halcyon Universe, Adrift follows touch-adverse historian Aisha Malik and gender-neutral courtesan Titan Valentino as they’re sent adrift together through space with quirky allies and a revived alien fossil. You can’t help but fall in love with them all.

One of my favorite things about Mindi is that she’s thorough in her research of LGBTQ+ identities that she doesn’t identify with. She uses beta and sensitivity readers for all her content! Knowing she goes the extra mile for our community makes her one of my top go-to authors.

I know I personally appreciate aromantic rep as someone who identifies as aro—among several other identities. (RE: Rainbow Soup). So, let’s talk about her free short story available in the Mega Giveaway!

A spinoff that follows the events in Halcyon’s Petrichor Blooms, the short story Grandma & Grandma’s Waystation Cafe is about two badass aromantic grannies in a queer platonic relationship who won’t let a little pirate heist stand in the way of their thriving business. With a little help from their favorite ‘whippersnapper’ Prince DeSanto, his friend Joel, and their loyal customers, these old ladies won’t go down without a fight.

Never underestimate the power of good food—and an old woman’s blaster rifle.

Grandma & Grandma’s Waystation Cafe

Get your copy before the Mega Giveaway ends on February 29th!

Visit Mindi Briar’s website for more exciting information about her publications.

~Speaking of aromantic characters, check out my # 1 Bestselling short story Elite Hunter (Light of Chaos: Born Elementals # 1), FREE on amazon.~

With love 🖤,
Your Queen of Chaos

P.S. Don’t forget to comment below! Tell me which goodies you picked up from the giveaway and which of the authors you’re looking forward to reading to ☺️.

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Guild Hunters 101

I hate my job.

~Evander Hunter

Hi, my name is Evander, and I’ll be your guide to learning everything there is to know about guild mages and the Magical Community as a whole. First things first, they’re all certified nut jobs. That’s right. Nut. Jobs. If you don’t believe me, try to have a conversation with Jeph and see how long it takes you to want to bash your brains in. No, no. I insist. I’ll wait.

How did it go? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

So back to guild mages. Let me break it down for you. In Washington State, we have three major guilds competing for dominance.

Why? I dunno. I don’t make the rules; I just follow them.

I kinda like being alive.

So first up, we’ve got my guild, the Cardinal Sun. We’re considered the cream of the crop or whatever. I think we’re a bunch of power-hungry asshats, but that’s just me. No, I’m not power-hungry. I actually got into this mess by some seriously messed up circumstances.

What? You want me to tell you about that?

Fine, but I’m giving you the short version; we’ve got a lot of ground to cover if I’m going to get you caught up on the ins and outs of magic.

Once upon a time, there was a little prince. He had the perfect mother and the most amazing father. Then he got an evil step-brother courtesy of adoption. Well, long story short, the step-brother pretended to be a saint and the whole family fell for it. But that’s beside the point. One day, the mother fell at the hands of an evil witch. A year later, the father died at the hands of rival guild mages. The evil step-brother, six years the prince’s elder, took him in and raised him like his very own—then tricked him into joining the guild.

Membership is for life.

The End.

So, back to guild mages.

In addition to the Cardinal Sun, there are the Sterling Moon and the Bronze Eclipse. All three are responsible for their own region of Washington, but it doesn’t stop them from stepping in on each other’s turfs—especially when it involves the Sibyl. She’s caused a lot of trouble for everyone over the last five years—but more on her later. She may incite trouble at the guilds, but she has nothing to do with the ins and outs of policy.

In general, the concept of guild mages is to have a police force within the Magical Community. What’s the Magical Community? It’s the name for the society of magical people at large. It’s kinda like saying, “the human race,” but only referring to the magical people of the human race. Magical humans—aka Spellcasters, or Casters, for short—are everywhere. No matter where you go, you will find someone who has magic, whether that be your average witch or mage (magical civilians, more or less), your guild mages or coven witches (your police force and practitioners of magic), or those who would do others harm (Casters deemed “rogues”).

It’s rogues whom the guilds are meant to police.

Because it was deemed that Norms—the non-magical humans of the world—absolutely cannot know about magic for fear of them starting a war with us (or starting up witch hunts again), we guild mages are meant to hunt and detain—and in some cases, execute—the rogue Casters who break guild laws.

Guild laws are fairly simple and straightforward:

  1. Don’t use your magic to harm anyone—mage, witch, or otherwise.
  2. Don’t expose your magic to Norms.
  3. No illegal magic (anything that harms others or is sinister in nature; i.e. hex and curse magic).

That’s basically it. So long as you’re not hurting someone or imposing on other’s rights you’re fine. The issue is, so many people don’t follow the rules. I dunno why not, but some people just think they are above the law. Or they are trying to make a profit. Or some other reason. But they always believe their misdeeds will go unnoticed. But they don’t. We always find out.

Always.

Not all Casters are made the same, so let’s start with an overview of magical classifications.

What’s A Mage?

A mage is typically male in gender, but it’s not unheard of to meet female mages—just like it’s not unheard of to meet male witches. The difference is the power they wield. For example, mages use their magic externally. They can lob magical energy blasts and often use their magic to learn offensive and defensive spells.

We’re essentially one-trick ponies, specializing in one type of magic and occasionally learning a secondary type of magic. This doesn’t happen too often, considering if one doesn’t have the magical ability or the aptitude for the magic, it can’t be learned. There are sometimes mages who specialize and have elemental magic, however.

What’s An Elemental?

Elemental magic is both common and rare. No one is born with elemental magic; it’s gifted to them by the gods—or so people say. I believe it though, but there’s a reason for that.

I, myself, have elemental air magic.

The memory is distant and hazy, but when I was a boy, a voice spoke to me. I don’t know who or what it was, but it spouted some nonsense to me and then I suddenly had the ability to feel the air. And I’m not talking like feeling a breeze on my skin. I mean I could sense it. I could tell when it was happy or sad, when it was ready to rage and storm or be calm and docile. When I finally came into my magic at age thirteen, I could control the air.

Anyways, since we mages suck at life—I mean, lack diversity in magic—we supplement our shortcomings with spells, charms, and incantations.

What’s A Witch?

A witch is someone who uses magic internally. Often, witches use prayer magic to conduct spells and rituals. Any magic they give out, they cycle back into themselves by the end of their prayer or ritual. They use conduits to channel their magic, such as prayer candles or specific crystals and stones. They use moon and sun magic and even the equinox and solstice to strengthen their spellwork and magic. Their magic is typically used for peace, luck, protection, healing, and other calm and friendly things.

Witches are amazing people in general, but I’ve met a few hex and curse witches in my time. They take that same beautiful magic and distort it, summoning negligent and malignant spirits and dark magic to harm others. It’s a shame to see such spiritual magic used in such cruel ways.

And—ack!

“Jeph! You asshat!”

Excuse me guys, I’ve got a mage to go throttle.

“Get back here!”

***

Welcome back to Guild Mages for Dummies—I mean 101.

Last time we had a brief intro to guilds and talked about the differences between mages and witches. Today, we’ll look at guild structure. There’s a hierarchy within the guilds. I’d like to say I’m at the bottom—because in no way did I wish to move up the ladder—but I didn’t get a say in any of that.

The Council

The Council is made up of five top-ranked mages within the guild. These are the best of the best and usually the most ruthless in battle. They are usually chosen for their skills as a Hunter, for their magic, or for what they bring to the table. They operate under a voting system in order to make decisions.

In order, their ranking titles are:

  1. Guildmaster
  2. Second Seat Councilmember
  3. Third Seat Councilmember
  4. Fourth Seat Councilmember
  5. Fifth Seat Councilmember

Elite Hunters

Below the Council, there are the Elite Hunters. I hate to say it, but this is where I’m ranked. Yup. I’m a tier short of the Council. But you’re probably wondering why being an Elite bothers me.

Well, I’ll tell you why: Elites are assassins. That’s right, assassins.

Elites do what regular Hunters don’t: They are assigned a dangerous target and are sent to kill them—with or without proof of the crimes they are being accused of. Nine times out of ten, they’re guilty. It makes you wonder about the tenth.

Hunters

Underneath Elites, there are the regular Hunters. While Elites work individually on assignments, Hunters work in squads of four. Sometimes, they’re assigned to an Elite Hunter, although not all Elites are responsible for a squad—I’m not. When assigned to an Elite, they work as a team of five on middle-rank missions. They are tasked with general policing of the Magical Community and patrol certain parts of the city to look for anything suspicious. Sometimes, all it takes to deter rogues is the presence of guild mages.

Hunters are also employed in Norm government agencies and other such places—like actual police stations and fire departments. This is to stop information leaks as quickly as possible. Such as, say a Norm calls the police about a magical disturbance. The call would be handled by a Hunter, and they would be sure to discredit it as quickly as possible by contacting the guild, allowing us to tamper with the scene and catch the rogue as quickly as possible.

You wouldn’t believe how many Casters don’t have the guild’s hotline saved on their phones. 9-1-1 is a lot easier to remember than a nine-digit number, I suppose—and a hell of a lot faster than scrolling through your contacts to find it. Isn’t there an emergency contact function on these things? You would think people would be more prepared than—

*clears throat*

I digress…

Hunter Instructors

Next down the chain are the Hunter Instructors. They are the teachers at the guild. Think of the guild as a sort of boarding school for young mages, barracks and everything. Boys ages thirteen to fifteen are given lodging if they choose to become guild mages. They train until they are fifteen before they are allowed to become Hunters.

When I was a boy, I used to live in the barracks myself. Most Hunters are required to live in the guild until they are eighteen. While I didn’t stick around, there are actually several Hunters who are much older than me who choose to live in the barracks as opposed to paying rent. I don’t blame them; Seattle is expensive. But those who have families often opt to live on their own terms.

Training Hunters

And that leaves the Training Hunters, the boys ages thirteen to fifteen who take classes about magical energy, potions, spells, charms, hexes, curses, and train in combat and weaponry. No, we don’t use guns—are you nuts? Magical energy and gunpowder don’t mix. Swords, daggers, axes, lances, on and on—that’s what we use.

Some Hunters choose to only classify in one weapon. Some choose to become proficient in many. Either way, we’re trained with each weapon and how to best deflect blows from various fighting styles and weapons types. I, myself, prefer my battleax to other weapons, but I’m trained to proficiency in all classes.

Anyway. That’s the guild hierarchy. Join me next time for more information about the Magical Community and the guild.

***

It’s that time again—time to sit down, shut up, and listen. Or don’t. Whatever. It’s not like I care. I’m just here.

Anyway…

Last time, we covered the guild structure. Today, we’ll look at magic, spells, and rituals. As a bonus, I might even tell you about curses, hexes, potions, and wards—if I feel like it.

So the basic of all basics is that, in order to use any of the above, one must have magical energy. That’s right, genius, you would need to be a Caster to use magic. What’s magical energy? Come on guys, were you raised in a back alley in Seattle?

Let me break it down:

Magical Energy

Magical energy is the magical essence that Casters possess. Some believe magical ability depends on age, gender, and/or affinities held. Since no two humans are alike and elementals are created at random, we really haven’t been able to verify the legitimacy of those theories. Regardless, every Caster emits a distinct magical energy signature that is able to be sensed by other Casters.

Magic

Magic isn’t magical energy itself. The energy is the stored basis of magic. Magic happens when someone calls on that energy to either perform a spell or ritual—or any disbursement of magical energy outside the body. So gathering magical energy into one’s palm is one use of magic, even if it’s not used for anything. On a side note, mages will oftentimes do this and throw it at an assailant to blast or stun them—it really, really doesn’t feel good, in case you’re wondering.

Spells & Rituals

The key difference between spells and rituals is that a spell may or may not require an incantation but a ritual absolutely does. In addition to requiring an incantation, a ritual requires invocation tools, such as charms, crystals, candles, moonlight, sunlight, athame, or herbs, to name a few.

Spellwork is willing your magical energy to do a task, such as picking a lock or changing the size of an item to be larger or smaller. At first, you’ll need to speak an incantation to tell your magic what to do, but with practice, you’ll be able to speak the words in your mind instead of out loud. Silence and efficiency are important in a Hunter’s line of work.

For rituals, you serve as the magical energy source to power the tools, herbs, and materials gathered. Because rituals rely on your intention to carry out your spellwork, the incantation is important. The simplest thought, “I want to beat my opponent,” is so ambiguous, there’s no telling what mischief the magic might cause while completing the task. The less focused your intentions and directions, the more magical energy the ritual could steal from you—if it takes too much, you’ll die.

If you couldn’t tell, rituals are much bigger than daily spellwork and require more attention to detail on the Spellcaster’s part. Regardless, all magic should be taken seriously—it’s all dangerous if not used properly. Not just dangerous—a lack in focus or an inability to direct your intention could take an innocent spell or ritual and turn it into a dark, insidious disaster.

Curse vs. Hex

Speaking of insidious, that brings us to rogue magical practices. Curses are jinx magic that requires either a spell or ritual but no dark magic. A hex is dark magic itself and requires the Caster to acquire dark objects and/or wield dark magic. Jinxes are wishing physical pain or emotional distress to ail someone. They’re considered torture magic and are forbidden by the guilds. There are other minor jinxes, such as wishing general misfortune on others, but they are still considered illegal and will be punished. Hexes are anything and everything that interferes either with a person’s free will or leads to chronic illness… or death. Oftentimes, hexes require blood rituals or sacrifices.

There are no trials for those practicing dark magic. Elite Hunters, like myself, are sent in to capture or kill on sight. In cases of capture, it’s in order to gain intel on their illegal practices—especially those working in cults. Because dark rogues are dangerous, we’re allowed to defend ourselves to the full extent of guild law. It’s rare that an Elite Hunter is able to retrieve a captive alive, although it does happen from time to time…

Potions

Potions are crafted out of everything from herbs to crystal dust and are imbued with magical essence, making them effective with or without a spell. Depending on what type of potion you’re using, they are effective without magical energy. In other words, a Norm could use something as mundane as a healing potion or as dangerous as an explosion potion. Even without magic, these potions are effective, but adding an incantation—or even just having magical energy—will make them even more powerful.

What’s a Ward?

While we’re on the subject of what magic can do, let’s review wards. Wards are magically created objects that serve a single purpose. We have everything from shielding wards to protection wards. They are, in essence, a charm-piece but on a grander scale. They can be as small as a pebble or as big as a mountain depending on their purpose. For example, my home is covered with protection wards to keep unregistered people from entering without my permission.

Wards are created using alchemy, a subset of magical ability that allows someone to build wards using chemistry, magic, and other components. I can’t say I fully understand it since I don’t have an aptitude for alchemy. We have several incredible alchemists at the guild, though, which has made the Cardinal Sun one of the the leading guilds in Washington State. (Which really pisses off the Guildmaster, who’s renown for his wards. But, yeah, the Sterling Moon actually has an entire lab dedicated to experimental wardsmithing. I’d hate to be in that building when something blows up).

But you know what they say about power…it comes with a giant ego and a need to subjugate the opposition.

Well, that’s all I’ve got for you today.

See ya next time…

***

Today, we were going to go over some of the equipment in the guild’s training room, but I made the mistake of failing to sense Jeph’s presence. When I rounded the corner, I bumped into him. And now, here we are, standing on this mat, my fist throbbing from clocking him in the jaw. I don’t think I’ve felt something this satisfying in a long, long time.

The dick had it coming.

As always, he used his magic to keep himself on his feet, standing in front of me, his dark brown eyes twinkling with joy. One thing I can say about him: this dude is one cracked nut. He didn’t let me hit him because he was giving me a cheap shot, he did it because the sick SOB likes pain.

“Good one,” he says, cracking his knuckles. “Let the games begin.”

My heart drops into my ass.

Why did I agree to this?

It’s too late now; I should’ve hit him and run. It’s what he would’ve done if he was me, but he isn’t me. I’m me…and I’m about to hate that I am.

Jeph never holds back in a fight.

His fist lands in my gut and I fall forward with the impact, wheezing. It hurts like a bitch, but I throw my head up, the back of my skull cracking against his jaw. His teeth click together, and my vision momentarily goes black from impact. We stumble away from each other, but it takes mere seconds before we’re flying at each other again, magery making our muscles move faster than humanly possible.

My fist sails past his head, but I spin out of the way when he tries the same. He grabs my shirt, pulling me forward. I duck at the last second, his fist flying over my head as he goes off balance. I ram my shoulder into his ribs and I think I hear something crack. I don’t have time to think about it. His foot crashes against my knee and I fall to the floor.

We stare at each other, chests heaving.

“Nice counter,” he breathes.

“Didn’t do… much good,” I return.

He grins, blood coating his teeth and a crazy gleam in his dark eyes.

I jump to my feet, barely getting my footing and my arms crossed in front of me before his fist makes contact. He pulls back and, thinking he’s gonna strike again, I duck, intending to sweep his feet out from under him. Instead, his knee comes up. Not only do I not knock him down, I hear my nose crunch long before I feel it.

My vision goes white, my body responding faster than my nerves. Then the agony sets in, and my eyes feel like they are about to pop. Blood drains down my throat, choking me.

“Jesus!” Jeph hisses, squatting down in front of me and grabbing my face. He tilts it from side to side as he examines the damage. It must be bad if he’s stopping. This is far from the worst injury he’s ever given me.

“Iam figne,” I attempt to say, pulling his hands away. He’s probably worried about the paperwork he’ll have to do to report my injury.

He raises an imperious brow. “Not sure I caught that. Did you say, ‘I’m fine’ or ‘I’m nine’?”

I glare, but it’s wasted on him. Irritated, I call on my element and try to blast him away with air. All I seem to do is startle him. Besides magery, we’re not supposed to use other types of magic in battle.

Tsk, tsk.” He wags his finger at me. “Evander’s being naughty, breaking the rules.”

Scowling, I pull more magic to me, feeling it tingle along my arm and hand. It’s like pins and needles, like sparks dancing over my flesh. It’s like reaching into a raging storm and wrapping my hand around a bolt of lightning. I grin when air caresses my palm, eagerly begging to be guided, directed, unleashed. I have no qualms giving air what it wants.

I blast Jeph again, and this time, he stumbles backward, but he’d been expecting it, having felt me gathering magical energy. Now he’s gathering his energy. It’s going to be a real fight. No pins to win. This is a battle. I just hope we don’t bring the guild down on our heads.

With a twinkle in his eyes, Jeph lobs a dense, black ball of magic at me. I dive for the ground, smacking my battered nose against the mat. Moron! my mind hisses as I choke on blood, pain, and air. I struggle to rise to my feet, white-hot agony blinding me. While I’m rising, Jeph’s foot catches me in the gut, and I flip, end over end, along the mat. I’d been short of breath before, but now I am actively channeling my element into my lungs. I’d be dying right now if I wasn’t an elemental.

Jeph helps me to my feet, my shirt firmly gripped in one first, the other aimed at my face. If he wants my nose to stay broken that bad, he’s going to have to work for it. Before he can land the blow, I use magery and my element to push my speed past the point of possibility, ducking and dodging around him, putting a roundhouse kick in the back of his head, catching his jaw ’cause the dumbass had been turning his head to track me. He flies forward, and it’s satisfying to watch his palms touch down on the mat.

He pushes himself to his feet and turns to face me, spitting and wiping his thumb along the blood dribbling down his lip. “That’s twice you’ve made me bleed.”

I don’t like the gleam in his eye; it’s menacing.

I’m about to regret my whole life.

***

Evander has a gentle heart, caring spirit, and lethal fighting skills. He enjoys solitude and basking in his element. When he’s not being ordered around by Phantom, he can be found hiding in his late mother’s attic, studying spells and rituals. He’s an air elemental with the temper of a raging storm.

Evander first appears in King’s Chaos (Light of Chaos # 1), free on KindleUnlimited.
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Character Introductions

Sam: Hi, everyone. My name is Samantha Anders, and I’m the Sibyl.

Jeph: And I’m Jeph. Whatever.

Evander: That’s not nice, Jeph!

Jeph: *Shrug*

Phoenix: He’s too much of a moron to understand the concept of nice.

Sam: Phoenix!

Evander: Did he say something?

Jeph: Be glad you can’t hear ghosts—they’re annoying.

Phoenix: I’ll show you—

Sam: WELLLLLL, that’s all for today, guys. Nice to meet you… Phoenix, no!

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Enter, Newbies

Owen: 😎

Jeph: Woooooooow. Jackass.

Owen: Oh, fuck you, Fido.

Jeph: 🖕🏻

Sam: Sorry, guys, Jeph’s still house training. Please ignore his… colorful language.

Jeph: Precious, Precious. I’ll be your puppy dog any day.

Evander: EWWW! THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE! Stop scaring readers away!

Vincent: ✨😏✨

Vincent: Dah-ling. You can’t stop fabulous from being fabulous. Let the hottie introduce himself.

Owen: Finally. A person of culture.

Shanelle: Nells, here: The most genius to ever genius 💅🏻. ?

Sam: Well, that’s the gang, everyone! Don’t forget to like and subscribe for the latest updates about the World of Chaos!

Phoenix: Did you just do a plug in your sign-off…?

Jeph: LAME.

Sam: 😒 Wanna be my puppy? Let me kick you.

Jeph: Step on me, too, Precious. With those sexy heels you like wearing.

Evander: AAAAAAAND WE’RE DONE!

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