Sam: Hi, everyone. My name is Samantha Anders, and I’m the Sibyl.

Jeph: And I’m Jeph. Whatever.

Evander: That’s not nice, Jeph!

Jeph: *Shrug*

Phoenix: He’s too much of a moron to understand the concept of nice.

Sam: Phoenix!

Evander: Did he say something?

Jeph: Be glad you can’t hear ghosts—they’re annoying.

Phoenix: I’ll show you—

Sam: WELLLLLL, that’s all for today, guys. Nice to meet you… Phoenix, no!

***

Enter, Newbies

Owen: 😎

Jeph: Woooooooow. Jackass.

Owen: Oh, fuck you, Fido.

Jeph: 🖕🏻

Sam: Sorry, guys, Jeph’s still house training. Please ignore his… colorful language.

Jeph: Precious, Precious. I’ll be your puppy dog any day.

Evander: EWWW! THERE ARE PEOPLE HERE! Stop scaring readers away!

Vincent: ✨😏✨

Vincent: Dah-ling. You can’t stop fabulous from being fabulous. Let the hottie introduce himself.

Owen: Finally. A person of culture.

Shanelle: Nells, here: The most genius to ever genius 💅🏻. #WhosYourMama?

Sam: Well, that’s the gang, everyone! Don’t forget to like and subscribe for the latest updates about the World of Chaos!

Phoenix: Did you just do a plug in your sign-off…?

Jeph: LAME.

Sam: 😒 Wanna be my puppy? Let me kick you.

Jeph: Step on me, too, Precious. With those sexy heels you like wearing.

Evander: AAAAAAAND WE’RE DONE!

***

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