“Gimme that Sweet, Sweet (Steamy AF) Lovin’”

— Shanelle Nerida

Shanelle Nerida here—the smartest-smart to ever smart wardsmither from the Light of Chaos series—READY to read me some steamy romance novels. Gimme that sweet, hot, sexy, steamy lovin’—Mama don’t discriminate 🤤. And the First Book in a Steamy Series Kindle Unlimited promotion is about to grace mine eyes with ~sensual~ glory.

(Hold plz, I need me some popcorn 🍿).

Back!

We’ve gathered here today to talk about ~SEX, BAY-BE!~ The novel kind, anyways. *Sigh.* Mama could use her some lovin’ 😔. But the next best thing, y’all? Book p0rn (I mean, not literally, but a woman’s got needs, and she ain’t afraid to live vicariously).

Swerve 💁🏼‍♀️ if y’all can’t handle this Thirsty Mama.

“Who’s Mama’s favorite romance author?” y’all might ask. All. The. Gays. If they writin’ it, I’m readin’ it. Any of the LGBTQ’s—Thirsty Mama is here for it.

But LGBTQ author Queen of Chaos—aka my Authorial Overlord—said I had to choose just one (😭).

Like, how rude, ya know?

Swerve. ✋🏻

So, instead of a favorite author, how about a recent read…?

~Drum roll, y’all~

LGBTQ author, Erica Ridley, is Mama’s current obsession.

I mean, who doesn’t want to read about sleight of hand, paint & art forgery, swordplay 🍆, pickpocketing, lock-picking, undercover disguises, sneaky acrobatics, unconventional trained spy animals, and naughtiness 😏?

Each adopted Wynchester sibling has tricks up their sleeves, and these vigilante baddies use their skills to help their clients kick the ~unscrupulous~ Richy Rich jerks taking advantage of them in the face 🥾💥.

Take that, rude-ass oppressors. Y’all’s mansions aren’t as safe as y’all think—ya bunch’a douche canoes. Like, swerve with y’all’s theft, extortion, blah-blah-blah. I mean… if y’all didn’t want a homing hedgehog sneaking around, maybe y’all should’ve thought about y’all’s bullshit.

*Blinks innocently.*

So, say “Yasssss, Queen!” and check out the Steamy Series promo where you can find All The Romances™️. All. Of. Them. Free on Kindle Unlimited (March 25th – April 20th).

Well… I mean, there’s over 30 authors on there, but y’all will need to find the Wynchesters by clicking that drool-worthy cover above. Sorry-not-sorry. Maybe Mama just wants y’all to admire the beauty that is WOMAN-ON-WOMAN for a few seconds longer…

I’ll wait 😌.

Oh, and, don’t y’all forget to look for the beautiful glory that is the start to my story. Ignore my cus, fam. She only thinks she’s the star of the show. Bless, sug’—she just don’t know any better. Jesus loves her anyway.

But since she’s my favorite biatch, I guess I can let her live in her little fantasy world… 🤷🏼‍♀️

Buuuuut… Mama’s down for the ~sensual steam~ that her dark, dirty, psycho-ass (his words, not mine) hawtie brings to the page…

*Snatches up King’s Chaos*

🤤🥵🤤

What’re y’all still lookin’ at me for?

Can’t y’all see Mama’s busy!?

Go get busy with y’all’s own hawties.

Down.

And.

Dirty.

With.

Them.

🤤🥵🤤

Send noods!

(But plz don’t. Seriously, Queen don’t wanna be seein’ y’all’s 🍆 or 🍑 or 🍪 or 🥛.)

With love 🩵,
Your Queen of Chaos Shanelle Nerida (Thirsty Mama)

^^Free man-on-man sweet kissy scene. Mama told y’all she don’t discriminate steam level. Get ya some LuRin for y’all’s peepers.

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